If I have to build another database, I’m going to start banging my head on my desk. I don’t know how I got the reputation of an Excel whore, but it’s starting to bother me. Apparently, not a lot of people are aware that you can build databases in Excel using functions and codes. They are, however, aware that if they can bypass the programmers all together and get what they want by getting me to help, they’re going to do it.
I know what you’re thinking. I could say no. Well, it wasn’t like I volunteered. I was drafted yo. I guess I shouldn’t complain, because I could be doing what Charlotte’s doing. From the way she keeps yelling out in frustration to no one in particular, I think I’m good where I am. It’s bad enough that I’m going cross eyed looking at functions and formulas. No need to add crazy yelling to the mix.
So I had the oddest conversation the other day with a guy friend.
guy: “Cathalee, you are a special girl.”
me: “Like stop eating the paste special?”
guy: “No. Like I want to put you on public display special.”
me: “Okay, freak show, but I want a cut of the profits.”
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LOL… that’s funny. Can I come home now?!
Okay, but they may not let you be a doctor if you don’t complete the semester. Just saying.