So, yesterday was kind of a crappy day. Work was busy and people were annoying. The cherry on top came at the end of the day. On my way out of the office, I stopped to use the restroom.
I dropped my security badge into the toilet.
After I used it.
Before I got a chance to flush.
I thought about leaving it there and flushing it away, but with my luck it would have gotten stuck and caused a flood. Then they would tie the badge back to me and I do not need that kind of heat.
So, I went in after it.
I bathed in lysol and clorox last night.
The end.
Don’t worry pee is sterile!
Funny. Story sounds kinda familiar. Didn’t something go in the toilet at my house too? ha ha!